Life is ruff when you're four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Why wait for another dog to take the initiative? For once you don't have to be a follower. Think outside the gate for a change, and go do some exploring.
Take it easy. If you rush out and grab the first chew toy you see, you'll pay the price with your stomach, and sooner than you may think. Shop around before indulging.
Whining isn't doing the trick. You need to step up efforts at communication. Your facial features aren't completely useless in this regard, so give the eyebrows a workout.
Uh-oh, it's one of those touchy humans again. Be extra cautious about who you bark at today because you'll get their fur up easily, even if you can't see it.
One minute they're chasing a human's Frisbee, the next they're grabbing your tennis ball. Some dogs are like that -- they can have a good time out of anything, even if it belongs to someone else.
Sometimes it pays to be quiet, but not now. Barking back gives you your true sense of purpose today so let loose. Those combative dogs will be subdued by just the sound of your voice.
You walk for the sheer love of it, but it's not all about romance. It's good exercise for you and your human. So, get them off the couch and demand a long run. You both need it.
Sometimes you bark for protection, and sometimes you just bark for fun. But don't do it for any reason today. Even the slightest yelp could make things get ugly fast.
Plenty of wood's being chopped, either real or proverbial. You can't help but grab a stick or two for your own pleasure. Just what you do with it though is up in the air.
Don't worry. Family and career may be opposites, but you'll still get out regularly. The more time your human spends at the office, the more money there is for dog walkers.
It's not a pattern, exactly. It's a bit more informal than that. But you do get cheated on your walks on a recurring basis? It's time to put your paw down and demand regular lengths.
How can your owner walk down the street completely absorbed in his or her own thoughts? Aren't they concerned about charlatans? That's your job, Pisces, so keep your eyes peeled.